Doesn't matter if it's been two months or 12 years; you can't read his mind. But us? That's all that we do. We read men's minds. At least ... the parts of their minds that are dedicated to consumption. We know what tech he wants, the clothes he thinks are cool, the experiences he'd like to have, and even that NSFW stuff he wants. But that's the royal Esquire "We" speaking. Me personally, I am a man. I am a boyfriend. And I know what men actually want to be gifted this year. Whether that's from my own intuition or data that Big Tech has given me to see into the mind of your boyfriend, I know what he wants.
And listen, we're not into making bold claims—maybe I am—but anything off this list would be a big hit with your man. Even though you know him a little bit better than we do, we know products better than you do. When you surprise him with a gift this cool and interesting, he'll know that from here on out, he needs to get on your level. And the best part of getting him a sick surprise? You can be sure to expect some truly spectacular gifts in return.
The Best Gifts for Men, According to Esquire
- Sickest Jacket You Can Buy: Flint and Tinder Waxed Trucker for $298
- The Last-Minute Gift: MasterClass Gift Subscription for $180
- The Gift He Never Knew He Needed: Brooklinen Bathrobe for
$99$84 - For the Coffee Lover: De'longhi Dedica Espresso Machine for $220
- Affordable but Still Meaningful: Parker Jotter Pen for
$20$11.50
There's not a better golf gift out there, if you ask me. Everytime he takes off for an afternoon—maybe a weekend—golfing with the boys, he's reminded that you, his beloved SO, are the best gift giver on the planet.
This heated back, shoulder, and neck massager is bringing all of his achy complaints to a minimum. Maybe he'll even let you take a turn. (He better.)
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A squared-off signet ring is another piece of jewelry that'll work for any man.
This art expertly walks the line between sappy and cool, taking a snippet from his favorite song (or perhaps the tune you call "our song") and creating a wooden representation of its exact sound wave. It'll be totally unique to him, unless his favorite song is also "Runaway" by Kanye; there might be some overlap there.
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Still stumped? Tickets to a sports game (or anything, for that matter) will bring you together for a unique experience.
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Dyson made new headphones, and they're incredible. They're more comfortable and better looking than anything else on the market, and I'd put the sound performance up against any other headphones.
If he's not already an AirPods Max guy, I suggest you buy him these.
A robe? Yes, hear me out. Men don't wear robes anymore, and that is a crime. I've started wearing one around the house, and it changed my life.
You feel put together, but you're lounging. He will be, ahem, free to feel the breeze but not an aggressive eyesore to his significant other (you) or his roommates.
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Every man is on a search for the perfect white T-shirt. I believe the Hanes Beefy T is that shirt. And they're so cheap you could redo his whole drawer.
Throw it back to 1994—his best gaming year—with the PlayStation Classic console. It comes with classic titles like Grand Theft Auto and Resident Evil.
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If he spends a good chunk of time researching the best barbecue joints, the best dive bars, and the best live-music venues in any city he sets foot in, then Wildsam's pocket-sized guidebooks are a perfect fit. Each holds recommendations for stuff to do that's much cooler than your average TripAdvisor fare, accompanied by stories and recs from locals.
Best Global Gift
By Anthony Bourdain and Laurie Woolever “World Travel: An Irreverent Guide”
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If you've got a Bourdain acolyte on your hands, maybe one who was gutted by the recent documentary, then remind him of the good times with this posthumous travel guide to every place in the world Bourdain marveled over.
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So he can stunt on all the guys next time he hosts poker night.
If you want to catch a glimpse of his sensitive side, a candle that's themed after his home or perhaps his favorite sports venue is going to give him all the feels.
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Is "too spicy" still not spicy enough for him? He's going to love this DIY hot-sauce kit that'll let him tailor the spice level to his own taste buds.
We know he wants this. This one is for the 14 Pro model, but they have all the models, so just make sure you know which one he has.
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A pair of shearling-lined boots will keep his toes extra toasty come winter. Oh, and they might not look it, but they're waterproof.
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A perfectly timeless wallet to replace the one he's been carrying for years. Out with the old and in with the new ...
Whether it's his favorite song or one that reminds you of your relationship, this is a piece of decor with a sentimental touch.